Call Me When You're Single (~1/22/2008)
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[intro with a D, as in DEE-DEE-DEEEE]

                     G
Met my soulmate on a plane

                         C$
And we laughed until the dawn

                     F$ 
(We're both) Equally insane

          C$
But we're normal for this 

  A 
  World


  That just 

      D
  the two of us live on

[pause]

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G
She writes movies, I write songs

                       C$
We love cats and Asian food*

                           F$
With her, I know where I belong

             C$
But we can't go there (be)cause there's

  A
  Someone


  I'm al__ready

     D
  Committed to <-- this line and phrasing sucks. fix it.

[pause]
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[add second guitar]

             G-bar
  She said, "Call me when you're single.

    F-pc
  Until then, this ends here.

     Em                   F-pc
  If judgement's getting cloudy,

  Am                  D (or C; i haven't decided yet!)
  This should make it clear."

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                   G
Sunsets and starry nights

                             C$
(And) Fucking with your puny minds [insert "MUAHAHAH!"]

                      F$
(And) Panoramic ocean sights

           C$
All come together


    A
  Until 


  That ring

     D
  Is there to remind (us)


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             G-bar
  She said, "Call me when you're single.

    F-pc
  Until then, we're just friends.

       Em               F-pc
  That F-word that adds focus

          Am              D
  (And) defines what we intend." 


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F               C
     Maybe it's better

          G   
     This way

F                      C
     We'd just fuck it up

        G
     Anyway


[proposed bridge ending, which will likely get changed]
     This way we get 

     To laugh about our shitty day

       Without the herpes!


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             G-bar
  She said, "Call me when you're single.

       F-pc
  `Til then, here's where it ends.

          Em                 F-pc
  (Maybe) Someday we'll feel different

       Am                      D
  `Til then, we're the best of friends!

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     G-bar
  So call me when the mood strikes

  F-pc
  Call me just because

  Em              F-pc
  Call me up from airplanes^


  Am              D <== change the chord structure here.  it's boring by now.
  Call me up from bars^."

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     G-bar
  So call me
  (Call me)

  F-pc
  Call me
  (Call me)

  [etc. ad infinitum]

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* why yes, that's specifically worded to sound like "cats in Asian food," as
  our mutual sense of humor would appreciate it.  i point out the joke for the
  masses who would otherwise not get it. 

^ if this line stays, Sheen earns another writing credit  :)