First Song on Ukulele (G. Wade, 2013)
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This is the very first song
I wrote on ukulele
This is the very first song
I wrote on ukulele

  I hope it's not too bad
  I know it's kind of crappy
  I hope it's not too sad
  It should help you feel happy
      (and hateful against violins!)

This is the very first song
I wrote on ukulele
I promise it won't last long
But I'd love it if you'd pay me

  If you don't, that's okay
  I won't cast any curse
  But I can keep this up all day
  And it will get much worse
      Hey! Are you reaching for your wallet?
      HEY LADYYYY, what you got in your purse?
  Sure I'll stop playing soon
  But let's see some *cash* first!

This is the very first time
No one broke my ukulele
Now that I've learned to rhyme
Don't scream just to scare babies

  It's just a novelty
  Or at least, so I hear
  If you want povery
  You can make it your career!
      (Maybe I'll just play for beer)

This is the very last verse
Of this song on ukulele
It'll go by pretty fast, but first
Let's all go a LITTLE CRAZY!

  It's almost over now
  And this song's a little ripe!
  But let's be thankful now
  It's not pan flute or bagpipe
      (Or a vi-ooooo-laaaaa
      That you can throwww-aaaa-wayyyy!)