A fucking WALTZ???? REALLY??? Lyrics: A girl from Lyon Whom I met in Paris (PARee) All day led me on Until I got wary But that night The Seine Filled with pain From our tears We scoured the world Burning through her allowance Just me and this girl Hunting for balance Til the night The patience and Libations Ran out, with my tears [bridge] I left her on Normandy's Mont Saint-Michel On the step of the monas'try, my doorway to Hell And then I went back to the font and the well... And waited there for ma belle... But she'd had too much of me having too much Muscatel So back to Lyon Via Marseilles With a stop in Champagne ("Sham-pan-ya") "It's all on the way!" That dark night Looked better When wetter From her tears [bridge2] Later, I chased her, to taste her again Disgraced by my face that she placed in Rennes Then Bordeaux, MonaCO, and then finally Rouen And that... was... when... I repented She relented (pause) And she let me back in A girl from Lyon Such a sweet petit-four While canoeing the Rhône Elle répartit mon cœur!!! Fabienne In the end With her charm... (long pause) Elle essuyé toutes mes larmes Musique: (normal guitar tuning) Dm chord but: xx0xxx xxxx31 (2x) x0xxxx xxxx31 (2x) G but: xx0003 (then 5th str gets 1>3 back to 0) F: (just the 4 highest strings) C: (with some fancy shit) back to the beginning, add some bass/depth for the bridge: G>Dm(3x) C>F___ C>F>G>F> and then a key change for the verse music/solo area to Em>A if you find a place (and lead in) for it, this is pretty and fits: Bm>D>Bm>C>G__>F>back to verse (that D isn't minor!) NOTES: 3/4, 160 or 170 BPM Soft guitar: Agile 1000 Rakarrak effect "Quasi Acoustic" w/ chorus="celeste1" Electric guitar: Goldtop Les Paul Rakarrak effect "Tight Rock" with lower distortion level History: Started about Tue, Jun 19, 2018 at 9:02 PM Almost completed 12/4/2025